Top Tips for committing the Perfect Crime
Does crime pay?
Well that really depends on 2 things. What you get out of it and whether you get caught. Be honest, we’ve all thought about it from time to time. If only we could commit a crime and get away with it. I’m not talking about the violent stuff here, I can’t condone that in any way, but what about the ‘frauds’ and the ‘scams’, surely they aren’t as bad. After all, your not hurting anyone, are you? I’ll leave that for you to work out but if crime is for you, you need to know how to go about it.
The best reason to commit a crime – PROFIT
Why profit? Well, for starters, because you need motivation to commit a crime, a reason to break the law . There’s no point in committing a crime if your going to get nothing out of it. People commit crimes because they want money and once you realize that money is the best possible motivation, you need a victim.
The Victim
A victim is anybody who suffers because of the crime you commit. The victim is the owner of whatever it is that you took. Now, the crucial thing is to pick your victim carefully. The victim doesn’t even need to be one person, it can be a group of people, a company or even a whole country (I’ll come to that later). The best victims are the ones that you don’t know, so don’t steal off friends and family.
The Crime
Once you have a victim you need to do some actual planning and decide what kind of perfect crime you want to commit. Think carefully because the type of crime you commit will have a bearing on the punishment you may or may not receive if you get caught.
Accomplices’
If there’s anyone else in on the crime, keep them close to you at all times and make sure that they have got as much to lose as you.
What if you get caught?
Deny it and keep denying it until the evidence is so overwhelming that there is only one way out. Run? No, don’t be silly….Sing like a Canary… and let someone else take the fall.
Is there such thing as a perfect crime? One where you can steal from your victim yet even if you get caught there is no punishment, at worst you just offer to pay the money back to your victim. Let me think…I know…
BECOME AN MP AND CLAIM EXPENSES!!!!!
Rich lose Billions – What a shame!
According to the Sunday Times Rich list, the collective wealth of the 1000 richest people is down a mind blowing £155 billion. Victims of plunging stock markets and plummeting property values, the rich have just got a lot ‘less wealthy.’ But lifes not too bad, each person in the top ten has still got a fortune in excess of £2 billion, so as they say, ‘I wouldn’t mind being a pound behind any of them.’ The top 10 richest British residents are:
Joint 9th - John Fredriksen: £2.5billion / David & Simon Rueben: £2.5billion
8th - Sammy & Eyal Ofer: £2.67billion
7th – Charlene & Michel de Carvalho: £2.96billion
6th – Sir Philip Green: £3.83billion
5th – Hans Rausing: £4billion
4th – Ernesto & Kirsty Bertarelli: £5billion
3rd – The Duke of Westminster: £6.5billion
2nd – Roman Abramovich: £7billion
1st – Lakshi Mittal: £10.8billion
I don’t suppose they will be losing too much sleep or buying economy brands just yet!
Ferrari profits on the rise!
That makes it the most profitable member of the Fiat Group – an interesting development considering the ongoing rumours linking the Italian carmaker with a buyout of failing US firm Chrysler. Fiat is reported as saying the deal is in the balance as negotiations continue about workers’ benefits and other issues.
With sales of the California ‘particularly brisk’ according to Ferrari it would appear the Fiat Group is doing well out of its supercar brand. With the overwhelmingly downbeat messages from throughout the car industry it seems particularly surprising a luxury brand like Ferrari should be doing so well too.
But it seems the California’s goal of broadening the appeal of its products beyond its traditional customer base might well be paying off, the Chinese debut of the Ferrari California at the recent Shanghai show just one example of this. But Ferrari isn’t ignoring its hardcore roots either, as its stand at Geneva proved.
A super focused version of the 599 with the new Handling GT Evoluzione Package and the frankly scary looking 599XX development prototype all point to Ferrari being in an assertive mood both in product and business terms. Which just puts further pressure on the F1 team to start delivering on the track.
Source: MSN.com/News
